im sick and tired of ur shit
me: ah yes time to start my homework
me: *opens tumblr*
me: *watches 25 youtube tutorials*
me: *sings the entirety of bohemian rhapsody*
me: *rearranges room*
me: *reads les mis*
me: *watches every tom hiddleston interview on the internet*
me: *writes a novel*
me: *publishes novel*
me: *has novel made into 3 movies and a video game*
me: *takes the ring to mordor*
me: *defeats lord voldemort*
me: well its too late to start it now
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
me: *sleeps for 4 hours* tired
me: *sleeps for 8 hours* tired
me: *sleeps for a month* tired
me: *sleeps for a year* still tired
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
They’re mounting a full-scale attack.
Now those are alligators.
Matt Bellamy on what was the most useful thing a fan had ever thrown at him.
I don’t like the way this makes it seem like women become hysterical and make bad decisions whenever they get their periods, all that really happens is some cramping, possible IBS-esque symptoms, and flucuations in energy and hunger. I know it’s a joke but so are “Oh! are you saying this cuz you’re on your period?” jokes.
Lupita Nyong’o attends the Women In Film Pre-Oscar Cocktail Party on February 28, 2014 in West Hollywood, California.