harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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8yrs:

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

i fuckin love eating food it makes me so happy

t-mdelonge:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

im so hungry i could eat a small babie

yes im still alive, sorry to disappoint u