ive put off joining twitter for ages but im on it now bc i wanna be one of the cool kids. if u actually tolerate me u can follow me my username is queenofassholes. boop.

myoose:

look at this nerd trying to be cool

myoose:

look at this nerd trying to be cool

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death-by-survival:

trenchcoat-porn:

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

moisturise me

is that benedict cumberbatch

death-by-survival:

trenchcoat-porn:

nosdrinker:

stunningpicture:

A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

wazowski you didn’t file your paperwork last night

moisturise me

is that benedict cumberbatch

(via ssassoon)

splitsvillle:

man, sex sounds super fun and nice but i won’t experience that for a long time because i’m an insecure piece of shit who can’t even look someone in the eye correctly let alone be vulnerably naked and intimate with them haha damn 

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divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

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tomkirk:

My fringe is getting a bit long, thinking about getting it trimmed ((:

tomkirk:

My fringe is getting a bit long, thinking about getting it trimmed ((:

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zarry:

people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses  

image

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k-aff:

ancient-lights:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over

The more you look at it the cooler it is

k-aff:

ancient-lights:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over

The more you look at it the cooler it is

(Source: oneuniver5e, via skogssjo)

catgeek:

snoozer #49

catgeek:

snoozer #49

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